kaijuno:

kaijuno:

wow throwback sisters!!

The 1 minute gap between posting this and it getting notes because people were figuring out what it said lmaooo

unashamedly-enthusiastic:

one-time-i-dreamt:

ALT

tell her never

It’s so beautiful

mylordshesacactus:

rainbow-burst:

gansmaltz:

femgirlfriend-moved:

hope this uploads i need you guys to see this potion

“don’t tell the president I’m doing this, he’ll cancel my citizenship”

“pursue your dumb ideas”

Potion of Time Stop [Cursed Item, Legendary] As an action you can consume this potion. This briefly stops the flow of time for everyone but yourself. No time passes for other creatures, while you take 1d4 + 1 turns in a row, during which you can use actions and move as normal. When the spell ends, you die instantly.

hellenhighwater:

hellenhighwater:

hellenhighwater:

sacrificing first sprouts to the Small Gods of Pest Control in order to receive a bountiful harvest

Malice passed the Ultimate Good Girl test last night, since I accidentally shut her in the sunroom when I went to bed–I close that room off just in case–and didn’t notice until I woke up and she didn’t come yell at me. She was left with all the plants and the birds from 3 am to about 8 am, and did not nibble anything. She physically can’t get into the bird cage, of course, but there’s nothing indicating she even tried. The plants have no bite marks, nothing has been dug in, and she even waited to use the litterbox.

Good girl, best girl! She gets a celebratory cuddle.

needsmoreresearch:

needsmoreresearch:

i’d better be seeing cousin oskaar on my dash this morning

do everything my goddamn self around here